Yes, it’s true: Andy Warhol liked professional wrestling…or at least he said he did. Here is a clip from a 1985 show I’ve never heard of, The War to Settle the Score, which was a mixture of professional wrestling and MTV style pop music. Warhol appears towards the end, after a bunch of nonsense from Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, and Captain Lou. Good luck.
Click here to watch this because MTV is awful…or maybe it’s WordPress who sucks.
Ric Flair, one of the most iconic professional wrestlers of the 20th century, is without a doubt an institution. While there are multiple professional wrestlers from the 1970s and ‘80s who are household names – Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jake “the Snake” Roberts, and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper are a few examples – Ric Flair is the only one of those men still actually wrestling. On September 15th Flair will meet Sting on an episode of TNA Wrestling’s Impact and at 62 years old he’s one of the few professional wrestlers ever to perform at his age. However, it’s not Flair’s in-ring performances on trial here but his absurdity, appearing on his personal website RicFlair.com.
Aimlessly lurking around on the internet this afternoon I did what so many people do on occasion: started typing in random names, phrases, and words, adding .com afterwards to see if they actually exist. Eventually I typed in Ric Flair’s name and found his personal website, featuring very little other than links to his Facebook, Twitter, and online shop. Curiously, I clicked on his shop and found myself amazed at what he’s selling. Below are the most absurd things he’s hocking online:
I really never watched WCW back in the ‘90s; I wasn’t really a wrestling fan in the ‘90s. I saw one or two pieces of Nitro and remember seeing Hulk Hogan, sporting that fake black beard and riding a motorcycle, and something else involving the NWO but that’s about it. At that point I watched ECW (if I watched wrestling at all). I personally believed the people walking around in NWO shirts were idiots and professional wrestling was for children and rednecks. I still believe this, even though I’m a fair-weather fan, but there is something more to professional wrestling than steroid fueled muscle heads posing to kiss.
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Tagged Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Cruiserweight, Dean Malenko, Diamond Dallas Page, Eddie Guerrero, Eric Bischoff, Goldberg, Hulk Hogan, Juventud Guerrera, Monday Nitro, Nitro, NWO, professional wrestling, Ric Flair, Sting, The Giant, The Very Best of WCW Monday Nitro, WCW, WCW Monday Nitro, wrestling, WWE
Why am I blogging about wrestling two posts in a row; especially WWE’s brand of wrestling (sports entertainment)? I haven’t watched WWE seriously in a very long time but the latest storyline, involving wrestler CM Punk spilling the beans about the real-life, backstage drama of the WWE, are shaking things up. On this Monday’s Raw CM Punk gave away their new media strategy, their thesis statement by saying, “I’m making wrestling relevant.”
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Tagged Attitude era, CM Punk, CM Punk suspension, Hulk Hogan, John Cena, Linda McMahon, Linda McMahon for Senate, media, Mick Foley, Monday Night Raw, paradigm change in media, professional wrestling, puberty, Raw, Rey Mysterio, Ric Flair, sports entertainment, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, USA Network, Vince McMahon, wrestling hitting puberty, WWE, WWF
On Sunday evening I went to TNA Wrestling’s pay-per-view extravaganza Destination X, held live at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. I went to one of these years ago and didn’t really have a good time; tonight I had a blast. I’ll be the first to admit professional wrestling is plain stupid but that doesn’t mean it’s without merit. The documentary Beyond the Mat sums it up the best when it states, “professional wrestling is theater at its most base.”
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Tagged Abyss, AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, BME, Brian Kendrick, Christopher Daniels, Destination X, ECW, Eric Bischoff, Eric Young, Hulk Hogan, Impact, Jeff Hardy, Jerry Lynn, Kaz, Loki, Pay Per View, PPV, professional wrestling, Ric Flair, Ring of Honor, Rob Van Dam, Samoa Joe, Shannon Moore, Shark Boy, The Amazing Red, TNA, TNA Wrestling, Ultimate X, Universal Studios, Van Daminator, wrestling, WWE, X Division
If you’re a regular reader you’re probably wondering why an intellectual giant like myself is reviewing a wrestling DVD. You’re probably also wondering how you lucked onto such an insightful blog, thanking whatever lord you pray to for bringing you my radiant musings. I hope by now you realize that I’m kidding about my gargantuan intelligence; I still hold that my musings are radiant, bringing joy to the miniscule masses that read this. However, I still have to get to why I’m writing about professional wrestling, an example of the lowest form of entertainment on earth. Continue reading
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Tagged Bam Bam Bigelow, Bill Alfonso, Chris Benoit, ECW, Eddie Guerrero, Mick Foley, New Jack, Paul Heyman, Philadelphia, professional wrestling, Raven, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Sandman, Taz, Terry Funk, The Dudley Boys, The Rise and Fall of ECW, Tommy Dreamer, violent wrestling, WCW, WWE
What can one really say about the original Highlander? It’s a mediocre action flick about a group of immortals who swordfight. Only decapitation can kill them and the last one left alive wins “the prize” – “there can be only one.” In reality, the film doesn’t make much sense but is still entertaining, regardless of Christopher Lambert’s awful acting and the bad Queen soundtrack. Since I’ve summarized the film already in two sentences, I figure the best course of action is pointing out the film’s positives and negatives, of which there are many. Continue reading
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Tagged Adrian Paul, Christopher Lambert, Clancy Brown, Highlander, immortal, immortals, Kurgan, Macleod, professional wrestling, Queen, Ramirez, Sean Connery, sword fighting, there can be only one